Friday, April 28, 2006

The Rancor of love (part two)

Well, the huge annoying sound it made was actually it crying. It started to bang its huge fists on the ground. I looked at it with sadness, and deactivated my lightsaber. I went up to it. And I touched it. At first it didn't notice me, so I rubbed him, he was pretty slimy. It looked at me and it sniffed. It smiled (I think) and then spread its arms out as if to hug me. I gave in. The thing crushed me. It popped every bone in my back and arms. Then it dropped me. I felt better, like I just got out of the chiropractor's. I looked up at the jawas, and they started mumbling to eachother. One pulled out a gun. I whipped out my lightsaber again and ran to a barred gate blocking my exit. I slowly sliced through it. And when two bars were gone, I slipped out. As I was about to run away, I looked back. The beast was still sad and looked at me. I sighed and sliced the rest of the bars (twenty in all). After about ten minutes, the deed was done. I ran out with the rancor behind me. And then I forgot how I got on Tatooine in the first place... SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!
I am in a stupid hotel. Ya know... The one...


Wednesday, April 19, 2006

The rancor of love.

I was walking around in the deserts of tatooine (I think I spelled that wrong) AIMLESSLEY. And then I ran into a bunch of Jawas building a huge building. It had really big doors. I walked inside the half-built structure AIMLESSLEY. And I looked around. There were jawas everywhere. I guess they didn't notice me. As I was walking I saw a wall zip by from under me. I then hit it. I came to the conclusion that I was falling. As I was sliding along this wall-tube thing, It made a sharp turn outwards, and I zipped out and crashed to the ground with a thud. I got back up and viewed my surroundings, I was in a cave of some sort, and there was metal bars a few yards above me. I then smelled something very terrible. It got worse and worse. Then wet gook fell on my head, it was all slimy and crap. Get your mind out of the guttar because it was rancor saliva. Wait a sec.... RANCOR SALIVA??!?!?!!! I looked up and saw the huge beast with its sharp teeth and evil eyes and stuff. I screamed. Well, at least I tried to, all the came out was soft air. I ran to the tunnel I came out of and it shut. I looked up at the bars, and there were the jawas. Just watching. I had my lightsaber, so I took it out.

The rancor looked at me. I think its eyes were watering. It sat down with a huge crash and started moaning. The moaning turned to groaning. The groaning turned to roaring. The sound was terrible.

The suspense is mortifying, WHAT WILL HAPPEN???!! I have to print t-shirts and eat fewd. BYE BYE.