Saturday, February 25, 2006


I have discovered a new way to lose weight! I made a tape you see, it isn't an audio tape, or a video tape, it's duct tape! And you put it over your mouth for three days and don't eat! You'll lose all that annoying fat around your waist, buttocks, and thighs! It's what you've all been dreaming for! And its garunteed to work or you can go screw yourself...

Yeah so Im not fat anymore. I am lean and stuff. YAY!


Blogger Happy Mask Saleswoman said...

Excellent! I should try that sometime.

Hey Shaak I have a question for you. How come you run around in your bare feet all the time? Aren't you worried you'll step on something?

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