Saturday, February 25, 2006


I have discovered a new way to lose weight! I made a tape you see, it isn't an audio tape, or a video tape, it's duct tape! And you put it over your mouth for three days and don't eat! You'll lose all that annoying fat around your waist, buttocks, and thighs! It's what you've all been dreaming for! And its garunteed to work or you can go screw yourself...

Yeah so Im not fat anymore. I am lean and stuff. YAY!

Friday, February 17, 2006

My House.

(haven't posted in ages). I haven't posted in so long because all I have been doing is meditating. So, I got kinda fat. Anyway, I am going to start working out more. Everything is like, weighed down. It is hard to move. It will be a while before I can get out of my chair... Ungh...